Jay Safford is the oldest member, but only in age. He is married to Joan, sorry ladies. He has two boys, one girl, and a boy due on December 25, 2008. That is a total of four. You do the math. And that is it, no more! Jay enjoys long walks with his wife and the smell of fresh cut grass. Jay doesn't have any pets, but as a child he had a pony named hoof hearted. Jay also enjoys eating bagels, mostly cinnamon swirl ones.
     Jay is a guitar player that moved on to the funkalicious thunder of the bass. He loves a groove that moves your soul and makes you go hmmmm. He plays only Fender Jazz basses and Fender Bassmans. He currently only uses a volume pedal and Monster cables. The only way to feel the rhythm. He is looking to add more funk in the future. Let your freak flag fly. Ted Nugent for president.